5 Steps To Living A Crap Life

So you want an awesome life?

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe anyone that says that anymore.

Why? Because if you wanted a better life bad enough you’d just go create it. People with awesome lives don’t just sit around wishing. They go get what they want.

So I created a little guide on how to live a crap life you can at least have a road map for something you will ACTUALLY DO.

So do all of the following and you are GUARANTEED a shit life you will regret the hell out of on your death bed.

Step 1:
Live the way everyone else wants you to. Don’t be yourself. That’s WAY too scary and fraught with potential stress and worry. No one really wants to see who you really are anyway because that makes them feel uncomfortable about themselves.

Live to make everyone else happy. It’s SO WORTH IT!

Step 2:
Work 100+ hours a week and ignore the rest of your life. Just stay on that shit treadmill of work existence. You’ll love it.

Step 3:
Never, I repeat NEVER EVER express your true feelings. No one wants to hear that crap anyway. Just suppress that shit for the good of everyone else.

Step 4:
Don’t stay in contact with friends. Everyone misses their friends when they are dying. But they don’t miss you so why bother?

Step 5:
Don’t choose to be happy. Ask anyone what they want from life and you get the same answer, “I want to be happy.” Happiness is a choice but a hard one so don’t make it. Just keep thinking that happiness is something that’s external. The race to find it outside yourself will keep you busy forever.

And staying busy will help you on this path to a shit life.

There you have it. Easy.

Now just do nothing and you’ll automatically make those 5 steps happen.

Wow life is SO EASY!

Talk soon,
Matt “Lovin’ Life” Trainer

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