The Magic F*ck Filter
I hate this email/blog post already.
Why? Because it’s weak and lame…ALREADY.
And it hasn’t even started.
Here’s why I hate it. This stupid symbol right here *
The fucking asterisk I was “forced” to use in the subject line.
It’s lame because we now live in a culture that’s insanely weak-kneed. Pussified is the term I coined.
So much so we seem to be forced to cater to “them” lest we be branded:
– Moral rejects
– Bad people
– Satan worshippers
– And as one guy said to me, “uninteresting”
Wow, now that REALLY hurt my feelings. To be labeled uninteresting is a blow I don’t think I can ever recover from.
Fuck that guy and fuck YOU if stupid letters in a certain order offends you.
As my buddy Ryan Stewman says, if you can’t handle simple words then you’ll never be able to handle being an entrepreneur.
And that’s so true.
I now call it The Magic Fuck Filter.
It magically filters out people that are too weak for business of any kind or at least people I REALLY don’t want to interact with.
So let me help you if you are one of “those” people. In the footer of this email is a link to unsubscribe.
Go click it…NOW!
Ok for those of you that are still left…
In this day and age you really gotta grow a pair if you don’t want to get lost in the crowd of the masses trying to appease each other.
So drop your version of The Magic Fuck Filter once in awhile and clean the whiney bitches out!
I was honored when asked by the Rich Jerk to be one of his “RJ Advisors.” And I love the controversy his very R-rated sales video creates. It lets you know INSTANTLY who you are dealing with so you can block, unsubscribe and remove them from your life.
After you magically get out your credit card and buy then send me your receipt and I’ll get you access to my training bonus valued at over $1000.
After that, go fuck yourself. Not really, I’m just testing you!
See how magical it is!
Matt “Filter This Shit” Trainer
P.S. Wow I’m a bad person and probably need Jesus. That is all.